*cracks neck* my time has come
So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that
"boys dont like it when-"
"girls don’t like it when-"
"people would probably like you better if-"
I’m not sure what I just witnessed, but I enjoyed it.
Yo Nicki is legit fed up with people talking about her ass, though. Look at her face yo. She is genuinely INSULTED and not having it.
Like this is a woman who just likes what she does and all anyone can ever focus on is her fucking ass and the fact she got ass shots or whatever. She’s not stupid. Give it a fucking rest.James Franco is a piece of shit. Because the only “value” or “talent” a Black woman could ever possess is her body or her ass, am I right? Fuck Franco and people who spout the same shit.
has anyone watched the interview
it’s a spoof
james is playing a character
and halfway through she turns the tables and starts asking about his penis
and he gets offended saying she’s “crossed a line”
he ASKED ABOUT HER SONG “SUPERB ASS”
this is a SPOOF showing the stupid questions women get and the double standard in that women can’t ask the same questions without getting rebuked
pls stop he’s doing something right with this character by exposing the misogynistic nature of these questions
THAT ISN’T EVEN A HOMESTUCK BLOG OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN’T
GODAMMIT CALIBORN YOUR WEAK-ASS PORN HAS CORRUPTED US ALL
*picks up broom*
"TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"
*starts sweeping broom sadly*
"There is a castle on a cloud…"
*holds broom horizontally*
"Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!"
*sweeps broom angrily*
"IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"
*begins waltzing with broom* I could have DAAAAANCED all NIIIIIGHT
Okay, so you seriously fucking believe that Christians believe every single thing in the Bible? So many times Tumblr likes to post shit that says “Don’t bash on someone’s religion” but then they turn around and make fun of and basically attack any member of said religion that happens to be the subject of the post.
So many times Christians on this site have said that nothing is really taken from the Old Testament other than the 10 Commandments, stuff like that, you people reblog it, and then you go and post stuff like this and expect people not to get offended.
I’m so sick and tired of feeling personally attacked any time someone makes a post about religions.
I am so fucking sick and tired of feeling guilty for being Catholic.
More often than not in religious-posts like this they’re referring to Christianity, and more often than not they basically just try to say “Oh, even though we’re against generalizing and lumping together entire fucking groups of people, all Christians have this sort of hive-mind thing, so they all think the exact same thing, and they all believe the exact same thing even though it’s completely irrational to say something like that. They’re all sexist and homophobic because they believe literally everything that happens in the Bible. All of them. No exceptions.”
You wanna know something? A lot of the laws you shitheads keep posting to try and make Christians look “bad” only fit the Jewish people from 2,000 years ago.
That’s right: “You can’t play football on Sundays or eat pork or shit” was only suitable for the people of the fucking time.
Over time, laws were rejected to “fit the times”, as you would. I don’t even think the most extremist of conservative Christians would follow this above law, unless they were extremely fucked in the head.
You people can stop trying to act righteous by making entire religious groups look bad based on the very few things you’ve seen, and then just make assumptions with your narrow-minded brains and say “Ooh, look what I. the atheist, hath discovered about this religion I barely know anything about!”
Guess what ass-wits, you’ve basically done the things you try to preach against: You have generalized an entire group of people based on stereotypes.
- Not all Christians believe exactly the same thing. I am sure as fuck some things I believe differ from my mom, which differs form my grandma’s thoughts.
- Not all Christians think the same thing. We don’t not have some kind of hive mind.
- Making posts like this is way more harmful than you people probably realize.
- Knock it the fuck off.
Tl;dr- Quit making posts like this. You’re generalizing, you’re making assumptions, you’re making otherwise harmless peopel look like demons.
And before anyone even says “Hey, chill, it was a joke!”
I am not fucking laughing. And neither are the people you’re insulting.
And just to add. A lot of good things have come from Christianity. The Renaissance, the concept that each individual life is precious and holy, and most charities have roots in christianity. In America the Christians pretty much reinvented democracy. And public education began in Sunday Schools. So before you bitch about the crusades and westboro baptists just remember that western society is pretty much built off this religion and you wouldn’t have the knowledge or right to bash organized religion if organized religion didn’t exist.
9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that
the hell kind of classes are you taking?
I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”
alright its time for me to scream
look at baBY FUCKING ERIDAN AND TAVROS AND EQUIUS AND NEPETA AND KANAYA AND MOTHERFUCKING kaRKAT
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
my friend made an interesting point about skyrim
the only beverages in skyrim are alcoholic
maybe there is no magic, or dragons, or anything
maybe everyone is just drunk off their ass
idk i was at the pool today