1. tumblinwithdesty:

    militiamedic:

    jesseproch:

    emt-monster:

    Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

    I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

    As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.

    you know doctor patient confidentiality? yeah that extends to EMT’s as well so basically unless you murdered somebody when they pick you up they aren’t going to tell the police because its not their responsibility to do that only if you turn up with giant stab wounds and full of lead will they call the police cause its obvious something serious has happened to you and not just some misguided judgements also it stops you getting the wrong treatment and possibly dying or becoming worse off in the waiting room of A&E.

    (via purple-kirincorn)

     

  2. hotsuburbandad:

    If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny

    (via theother-worldlyninja)

     
  3. boyishgirls:

    leakinglavender:

    thefandomhouse:

    DRAGONS: a compilation

    part 2/?

    part 1

    OMG!!

    I NEED THOSE GLOVES

    (via theother-worldlyninja)

     
  4. evolutionaryimperative:

    Gentlemen, I’m Agent Carter. I supervise all the operations for this division.

    Can we please talk about Steve’s snicker in the last gif?

    (Source: brigantes, via purple-kirincorn)

     
  5. anna-b-summers:

    adorekevinj:

    AVPS

    I’VE WAITED MY WHOLE LONELY LIFE FOR THIS TO APPEAR ON MY DASH.

    (via how-to-believe-in-dragons)

     

  6. inkerdoodle:

    excuse me favorite character did i give you permission to die

    (Source: fenfeiikou, via pondermoofin)

     
  7. geneoweenbelcher:

    putoshop:

    redraws of some really bad doodles from last year B)

    (via blazblg)

     
  8. celebrianofimladris:

    neveth:

    annieandthemotions:

    lwaliet:

    SMUT FANFICTION IN REAL LIFE

    HOLY SHIT ACCURACY

    I am compelled to reblog this every time.


    it takes serious bros to make a vid like this.

    (Source: dracxnem, via hey0there0beautiful)

     
     
  9. loki-laufeysin:

    miaouler:

    doctoroftime:

    miaouler:

    doctoroftime:

    miaouler:

    doctoroftime:

    DEBUNKED

    image

    wwhy wwould you do that?

    Wait Let Me Find A Fuck To Give

    Found It

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    kan, you’re a cunt.

    At Least I Know What A Cunt Looks Like

    image

    wwhy wwould you go there glubbin christ

    BRODIE IT HAS BEEN A YEAR SINCE WE MADE THIS BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF WORK (AS OF APRIL 2ND, YO)

    (Source: enderbornmage, via ampora-freckles)

     

  10. heartcheeked:

    asslover96:

    i wanna open  a female equivalent of a strip club like instead of naked ladies there would be attractive guys in suits with a good sense of humor to say nice things to the sad sad ladies that walk in 

    image

    (Source: boytaurus, via ampora-freckles)

     

  11. sibiet:

    i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

    (via tessahandswebmemrm)

     
  12. babefang:

    moonlights-shadow-warrior:

    tehfawx:

    lavaire:

    kaanaya:

    babefang:

    Fishnets.

    hot a what

    Prays to the Homestuck Gods that this gets 8888 notes. ::::)

    you prayed too hard

    Then let’s try for 88888

    Omg no

    (via twotabletaylor)

     

  13. Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

    1. Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
    2. Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
    3. Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
    4. Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
    5. Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
    6. Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
    7. Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
    8. Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
    9. Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
    10. Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
    11. Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
    12. Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
    13. Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
    14. Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
    15. Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
    16. Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
    17. Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
    18. Dad: Fuck the government.
    19. Dad: Fuck the school board.
    20. Dad: Close the door.
    21. Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
    22. Dad: I love puns.
    23. Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
    24. Dad: Please shut up.
    25. Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
    26. Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
    27. Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
    28. Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
    29. Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
    30. Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
    31. Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
    32. Dad: They act like I care what they think.
    33. Dad: I hate homework.
    34. Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
    35. Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
     
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  15. tsarbucks:

    when the person u hate does something that makes everyone else hate them:

    image

    (via theprospitprincess)