1. I can’t stop crying and I feel like I’m going to throw up and like everything is awful and all I want to do is sleep and I can’t even do that. This fucking sucks.

     
  2. ohmygod no stop *weeps*

     
  3. Staaaalker ;p


     

  4. chickenuqqet:

    when ur at work and u ask a little kid not to do something and they still continue to do it and u kinda just wanna

    image

    (via chimicheese)

     
  5. (Source: unpopulaur, via chimicheese)

     
  6. fuckyeahfeminists:

    loosescrewslefty:

    powerpuff-save-the-day:

    Powerpuff Girls was actually a show about a group of small children crushing the patriarchy and no one will convince me otherwise

    Anyone who tries to convince you otherwise obviously wasn’t watching the same show.

    Truth

    (via blazblg)

     
  7. monobeartheater:

    I CANT BELIEVE THIS REALLY HAPPENED JESUS FUCKING

    (Source: topazpearl, via theprospitprincess)

     
  8. yuihirasawas:

    it looks better in real life i SWEAR

    Is it even possible for this to look better?~

    (via theprospitprincess)

     

  9. i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

    peabodysfedora:

    detectivewho:

    dblaksle:

    guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

    image

    imageimage

    I do.

    Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

    image

    He don’t give a shit.

    And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

    Yep

    What a serious of unnecessary events

    Exact reason why he is my favourite author ever.

    (Source: therealslimblakeslee, via chimicheese)

     

  10. terezipyroope:

    I present you with the only 4/20 joke I’ll be making today

    image

    image

    (via monstervilleee)

     

  11. evalilith:

    kittykatears:

    ADVICE FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT HAVING A GOOD DAY:

    • wait until it gets dark and make tea or coffee or hot chocolate, or if it’s too hot outside make yourself a healthy smoothie with your favorite things in it at any point during the day
    • put on your favorite…

    (Source: supersailorpizza, via official-johncrocker)

     
  12. tumblinwithdesty:

    militiamedic:

    jesseproch:

    emt-monster:

    Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

    I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

    As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.

    you know doctor patient confidentiality? yeah that extends to EMT’s as well so basically unless you murdered somebody when they pick you up they aren’t going to tell the police because its not their responsibility to do that only if you turn up with giant stab wounds and full of lead will they call the police cause its obvious something serious has happened to you and not just some misguided judgements also it stops you getting the wrong treatment and possibly dying or becoming worse off in the waiting room of A&E.

    (via purple-kirincorn)

     

  13. hotsuburbandad:

    If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny

    (via theother-worldlyninja)

     
  14. boyishgirls:

    leakinglavender:

    thefandomhouse:

    DRAGONS: a compilation

    part 2/?

    part 1

    OMG!!

    I NEED THOSE GLOVES

    (via theother-worldlyninja)

     
  15. evolutionaryimperative:

    Gentlemen, I’m Agent Carter. I supervise all the operations for this division.

    Can we please talk about Steve’s snicker in the last gif?

    (Source: brigantes, via purple-kirincorn)